I'll never hurt you
boy: i just masturbated lol
friend: lol me too *high five*
girl: i just masturbated lol
friend: that is disgusting omfg why would you even say that you are such a slut omfg can you calm down with your libido please i really don't need to know about your immoral acts of debauchery you wanton mistress of the night
After three bottles of red bull, all that is on my mind is porn, not my fucking french. JE SUIS MORTE
Sometimes i wonder why i don't have a penis
Totally regret not starting this French shit...
It’s so tempting to skive tomorrow and not do the CA, but i know i wont, because im too good. So i might just spend the entire night drinking RedBull and sitting next to a fan heater memorising French. ON THE UP SIDE I GOT A NEW T SHIRT IN THE POST TODAY AND I TOTALLY PASS IN IT.
I really regret not paying attention all year and spending my hours thinking about women and drugs. I vow to work from now on. Apart from on weekends and evenings.
As i grow further apart i feel like everything...